29 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture In a Glittering Glow of White

A Ceiling Light Fixture In A Glittering Glow Of WhiteThis ceiling light fixture is dignified in its simplicity.  It’s like a diamond falling from the sky.  Its white, silvery look makes me think of diamonds.  When i first married my wife and i gave her a diamond ring,  she said i’m glad you are in my life.

But Helen Rowland said, “When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.”  LampsLightsGalore.com

28 2016 Mar

A Ceiling light fixture with a school house memory

A Ceiling Light Fixture With A School House MemorySchool days, school days–who couldn’t forget the first grade and peering up at the ceiling looking at a moon-lamp looking down at you like it wanted to swallow you up.  This flush mount ceiling light fixture is simple but provocative because it’s so classic.

My friends, when they come over,  tease me and say this ceiling light fixture is simple like my disposition and fits my rounded profile.  I fight back and tell them there’s nothing wrong with simple and round.  I tell them, “Think about the guy who made money and invented holla hoops, or look at you guys when your in a bar and buy all those rounds”.  LampsLightGalore.com

26 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White Wonder

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White WonderA ceiling light fixture with fan is a white wonder of virginity, simplicity and beauty.  There’s something about this fixture that makes me feel clean.  It’s like doing laundry.  You feel new after putting on clean clothes.

If i feel clean i feel pure and if i feel pure i want to go to church.  After I come home from church i want of stay clean and that’s when i turn on my ceiling light fixture with fan.  Then I nap and and all that white makes me feel like i i’m in heaven at the pearly gates.  Then i meet God and a conversation ensues. He tells me i’m in the wrong place because this place is only for virgins, and beside i’m not wearing my white robe.  Suddenly i have a rude awakening and realize you have to be in the right place at the right time, even when your in heaven.  LampsLightsGalore.com

26 2016 Mar

Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan In A Silvery Circle

108444APicture a cafe, bleak with a sleazy scene with cynical characters sitting around tables drinking and smoking cigars and up to no good.  This is where a  ceiling light fixture with fan would be seen, at least in a crime film noir movie.

But our organization has made it something beautiful.  It’s like an oasis in a dessert.  If it looks good in a sleazy movie scene,  just think how great it will look in your living room.    Not to say your living room is sleazy.  LampsLightsGalore.com

25 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan And Flying Ducks

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan And Flying DucksWhat are ducks doing flying inside a light structure?  Probably the inventor was a duck hunter.     I like this ceiling light fixture with fan because it reminds of an old girl friend of mind i used to date.

Unfortunately she had a bad temper.  Guys i knew had dated her and advised me.  I asked them what are the proper words to whisper before i kissed her good-night.  They said, “duck”!  Apparently she didn’t like to0 much familiarity on the first date. LightsLampsGalore.com

24 2016 Mar

A Decorative Chandelier With A Gothic Past

A Decorative Chandelier With A Gothic Past  I look at a decorative chandelier that reflects a Gothic, Germany history.  It fits in well when i listen to a Wagner sympathy.  I often think what it must have been like in those days.  I can understand why those days where called the dark ages.  Maybe they hadn’t invented a decorative chandelier.  But I understand they finally got around to it.  They had plenty man power.  They called them Knights.

It’s a good thing they invented candle holders.  It kept them form getting waxed when they slept.  LampsLightsGalore.com

24 2016 Mar

Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is Light With A Breeze

Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is Light With A BreezeThis ceiling light fixture with fan has rainbow metric colors all over the place in neatly drawn lines and  columns.  It really lights up the room and brings a cool breeze with it.  I know all about cool breezes.  I used to be a sailor and worked on deck.

I take a nap under this ceilng light fixture with  fan and have dreams about the sea and the food we used to eat.  I’ll never forget the time when i had to go before the Captain about signing on and had eaten too much chili.  I wasn’t easy to stand at attention and hold in and stop the momentum.  LampsLightsGalore.com

24 2016 Mar

A Colorful Ceiling-Fan With A Dual Purpose

72650I like Tiffany colored ceiling light fixtures.  I also like a fan going for hot days and to refresh the air from house and cooking odors.  This ceiling light fixture with fan is the solution.  I also like to nap on the couch.  I turn off the lamp and leave the fan running.

I sleep well but my wife saids its because I’m tall and the couch is long.  I’m glad I didn’t buy a short couch and lose sleep.  I sleep longer in a long couch.LampsLightsGalore.com

23 2016 Mar

A Hanging Light Fixture With A CrossOver Design

A Hanging Light With A Crossover DesignThis hanging light reminds of being at the cross roads of marriage.  Each lamp shade facing its opposite, I wanted to buy something for my wife.  I went to a jewelry store to buy her something nice.

The clerk kept showing me different pieces and I kept rejecting them because they were too expensive.  I asked him to show me something cheap.  He went into the back room and came out with a mirror.  He said you want something cheap– look in the mirror.  LampsLightsGalore.com


22 2016 Mar

A hanging Light Bringing Roses That Rise From The Earth

A Hanging Light Bringing Roses That Rise From The EarthHow’s this for a good fairy tale:  You go digging for treasure in the ground and you come up with a vessel of beauty flowers and hang them up in a suitable container from your ceiling.  They make you feel so good your forget about finding gold or precious stones.

Looking at this hanging light is just about as good as the fairy tale.  If you should go digging in your backyard, for whatever the reason, and dig up something that has been.  Problem– what is it now?  LampsLightsGalore.com