31 2016 Mar

A light fixture of four luminary lights in woodlands

150316I like the outdoors and all it stands for.  I like the atmosphere of the wandering moose because  i like animals.  I mounted this light fixture in my den.

As i sat there I got thinking about the farm i just bought and all the planting i was going to have to do.  Then a profound thought occurred to me that Margaret Mead once said, “Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.  All that came to me because i thought of a wandering moose. My,My….   LampsLightsGalore.com

31 2016 Mar

A ceiling light fixture like an oriental fan in yellow

71007Unconventional, but striking.   This ceiling light fixture is exotic.  It even reminds me of the orient with dragons and fire crackers.  One thing about three-headed dragons.  How do they settle arguments?

I once had an oriental girl friend.  She was not very talkative and never talked about cheese.    I guess it was because if she mentions the word cheese it makes her smile.  She doesn’t like to smile because she is afraid at work that a customer will think she is going to sell something that isn’t going to work.  At least, that’s what she told me.  The morale of this story is when eating cheese be careful.  The cheese you eat may be the truth you have to swallow tomorrow.  LampsLightsGalore.com

30 2016 Mar

A table lamp drooping with colored leaves

A Table Lamp Drooping With Colored LeavesIf you like trees and wish you had one in your house, this is the table lamp for you.  Every time i look at this lamp i think of trees. I have to go out doors to get my spirits up and look at trees and birds.  I do this because:

I have days when everything is droopy.  My dog’s tail droops.  Branches on trees droop. Flowers droop. Even my bank account makes me droop.  Then i go and wash my face and because of my age, my face seems to droop.  Well at least i don’t stoop when i walk.  One of my friends said to me, “be careful when you walk down the street. You might get arrested for being ugly”.  LampsLightsGalore.com

30 2016 Mar

A table lamp in geometric beauty

A table lamp in geometric beautyA table lamp that would fit in the design of any room.  I like simplicity and artful beauty.  When I sit at my desk and have boring paper work, it’s nice to look up see a work of art.

I get so bored with paper work i sometime fall asleep at my desk.  On time i fail asleep and found myself on the floor.  I told my wife a lie to save face.  I said i have been been trouble sleeping in bed at night so i thought i would try the floor. LampsLightsGalore.com

29 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture In a Glittering Glow of White

A Ceiling Light Fixture In A Glittering Glow Of WhiteThis ceiling light fixture is dignified in its simplicity.  It’s like a diamond falling from the sky.  Its white, silvery look makes me think of diamonds.  When i first married my wife and i gave her a diamond ring,  she said i’m glad you are in my life.

But Helen Rowland said, “When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.”  LampsLightsGalore.com

28 2016 Mar

A Ceiling light fixture with a school house memory

A Ceiling Light Fixture With A School House MemorySchool days, school days–who couldn’t forget the first grade and peering up at the ceiling looking at a moon-lamp looking down at you like it wanted to swallow you up.  This flush mount ceiling light fixture is simple but provocative because it’s so classic.

My friends, when they come over,  tease me and say this ceiling light fixture is simple like my disposition and fits my rounded profile.  I fight back and tell them there’s nothing wrong with simple and round.  I tell them, “Think about the guy who made money and invented holla hoops, or look at you guys when your in a bar and buy all those rounds”.  LampsLightGalore.com

26 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White Wonder

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White WonderA ceiling light fixture with fan is a white wonder of virginity, simplicity and beauty.  There’s something about this fixture that makes me feel clean.  It’s like doing laundry.  You feel new after putting on clean clothes.

If i feel clean i feel pure and if i feel pure i want to go to church.  After I come home from church i want of stay clean and that’s when i turn on my ceiling light fixture with fan.  Then I nap and and all that white makes me feel like i i’m in heaven at the pearly gates.  Then i meet God and a conversation ensues. He tells me i’m in the wrong place because this place is only for virgins, and beside i’m not wearing my white robe.  Suddenly i have a rude awakening and realize you have to be in the right place at the right time, even when your in heaven.  LampsLightsGalore.com

26 2016 Mar

Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan In A Silvery Circle

108444APicture a cafe, bleak with a sleazy scene with cynical characters sitting around tables drinking and smoking cigars and up to no good.  This is where a  ceiling light fixture with fan would be seen, at least in a crime film noir movie.

But our organization has made it something beautiful.  It’s like an oasis in a dessert.  If it looks good in a sleazy movie scene,  just think how great it will look in your living room.    Not to say your living room is sleazy.  LampsLightsGalore.com

25 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan And Flying Ducks

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan And Flying DucksWhat are ducks doing flying inside a light structure?  Probably the inventor was a duck hunter.     I like this ceiling light fixture with fan because it reminds of an old girl friend of mind i used to date.

Unfortunately she had a bad temper.  Guys i knew had dated her and advised me.  I asked them what are the proper words to whisper before i kissed her good-night.  They said, “duck”!  Apparently she didn’t like to0 much familiarity on the first date. LightsLampsGalore.com

24 2016 Mar

A Decorative Chandelier With A Gothic Past

A Decorative Chandelier With A Gothic Past  I look at a decorative chandelier that reflects a Gothic, Germany history.  It fits in well when i listen to a Wagner sympathy.  I often think what it must have been like in those days.  I can understand why those days where called the dark ages.  Maybe they hadn’t invented a decorative chandelier.  But I understand they finally got around to it.  They had plenty man power.  They called them Knights.

It’s a good thing they invented candle holders.  It kept them form getting waxed when they slept.  LampsLightsGalore.com