8 2016 Apr

A decorative chandelier in all it’s glory

A Decorative Chandelier In All It's Glory.I work in a hotel and i’m in charge of ordering what ever is needed.  I needed something to make our conference room sophisticated and thisdecorative chandelier was the answer.

But unfortunately i have my detractors that i work with.  One of them just don’t like me no matter what i do and doesn’t say why.  He looked at the decorative chandelier i installed and said  i have no taste and no character.  He also said i was lazy, ate too much food, and waste money. Then i said OK now tell me my good points.  He said i didn’t have any.  I said he was wrong.  He said what do you mean.  I said i’m standing here listening to you.

 

7 2016 Apr

A Floor Lamp that saids beauty is its own reward

A floor lamp that saids beauty is is own rewardThis floor lamp was my pet.  I got so smug about it that i would brag about it to my friends when they came over.

One of my friends called me on the carpet and said i was conceited.  I asked him what made him so humble–him and his bald head.  He said that’s why he goes to the barber, often, to keep his hair from going to his head.  He also said he was giving something up for lent.  I asked him what.  He said he was refraining from looking in mirrors through out the lent season.  I guess that’s what one could call humility and being simple.

31 2016 Mar

A light fixture of four luminary lights in woodlands

150316I like the outdoors and all it stands for.  I like the atmosphere of the wandering moose because  i like animals.  I mounted this light fixture in my bathroom.  Now you will be thinking why a forested light with a wandering moose belongs in the bathroom.

One moose in the bathroom is worth twenty in the woods and a lot cleaner.    And besides, every time i look at that light when i’m showering i feel clean like a virgin forest.  It goes to show a person can like animals and still be clean.

31 2016 Mar

A ceiling light fixture like an oriental fan in yellow

71007Unconventional, but striking.   This ceiling light fixture is exotic.  It even reminds me of the orient with dragons and fire crackers.  One thing about three-headed dragons.  How do they settle arguments?

I once had an oriental girl friend.  She was not very talkative and never talked about cheese.    I guess it was because if she mentions the word cheese it makes her smile.  She doesn’t like to smile because she is afraid at work that a customer will think she is going to sell something that isn’t going to work.  At least, that’s what she told me.  The morale of this story is when eating cheese be careful.  The cheese you eat may be the truth you have to swallow tomorrow.

30 2016 Mar

A table lamp drooping with colored leaves

A Table Lamp Drooping With Colored LeavesIf you like trees and wish you had one in your house, this is the table lamp for you.  Every time i look at this lamp i think of trees. I have to go out doors to get my spirits up and look at trees and birds.  I do this because:

I have days when everything is droopy.  My dog’s tail droops.  Branches on trees droop. Flowers droop. Even my bank account makes me droop.  Then i go and wash my face and because of my age, my face seems to droop.  Well at least i don’t stoop when i walk.  One of my friends said to me, “be careful when you walk down the street. You might get arrested for being ugly”.

30 2016 Mar

A table lamp in geometric beauty

A table lamp in geometric beautyA table lamp that would fit in the design of any room.  I like simplicity and artful beauty.  When I sit at my desk and have boring paper work, it’s nice to look up see a work of art.

I get so bored with paper work i sometime fall asleep at my desk.  On time i fail asleep and found myself on the floor.  I told my wife a lie to save face.  I said i have been been trouble sleeping in bed at night so i thought i would try the floor.

29 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture In a Glittering Glow of White

A Ceiling Light Fixture In A Glittering Glow Of WhiteThis ceiling light fixture is dignified in its simplicity.  It’s like a diamond falling from the sky.  Its white, silvery look makes me think of diamonds.  When i first married my wife and i gave a diamond ring,  she said i’m glad you are in my life.  I told her i was glad because i was having a hard time trying to find a life to get into.

All my life i always felt alienated from myself and trying to find my self.  Now that we are married i can stop looking.

28 2016 Mar

A Ceiling light fixture with a school house memory

A Ceiling Light Fixture With A School House MemorySchool days, school days–who couldn’t forget the first grade and peering up at the ceiling looking at a moon-lamp looking down at you like it wanted to swallow you up.  This flush mount ceiling light fixture is simple but provocative because it’s so classic.

My friends, when they come over,  tease me and say this ceiling light fixture is simple like my disposition and fits my rounded profile.  I fight back and tell them there’s nothing wrong with simple and round.  I tell them, “Think about the guy who made money and invented holla hoops, or look at you guys when your in a bar and buy all those rounds”.

26 2016 Mar

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White Wonder

A Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan Is A White WonderA ceiling light fixture with fan is a white wonder of virginity, simplicity and beauty.  There’s something about this fixture that makes me feel clean.  It’s like doing laundry.  You feel new after putting on clean clothes.

If i feel clean i feel pure and if i feel pure i want to go to church.  After I come home from church i want of stay clean and that’s when i turn on my ceiling light fixture with fan.  Then I nap and and all that white makes me feel like i i’m in heaven at the pearly gates.  Then i meet God and a conversation ensues. He tells me i’m in the wrong place because this place is only for virgins, and beside i’m not wearing my white robe.  Suddenly i have a rude awakening and realize you have to be in the right place at the right time, even when your in heaven.

26 2016 Mar

Ceiling Light Fixture With Fan In A Silvery Circle

108444APicture a cafe, bleak with a sleazy scene with cynical characters sitting around tables drinking and smoking cigars and up to no good.  This is where a  ceiling light fixture with fan would be seen, at least in a crime film noir movie.

But our organization has made it something beautiful.  It’s like an oasis in a dessert.  If it looks good in a sleazy movie scene,  just think how great it will look in your living room.    It’s always useful.  Like toilet paper,  always long and ending in the right movement.